9 Out of 10 Drug Addicts Agree

Traffic and Triple Entendres
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There's a new boss in town. It goes by the name Sleep Deprivation and it is this season's hottest designer drug. A healthy dose of Sleep Deprivation and you're higher than a trip to the Himalayas, wood stilts in tow. Best part is, SD skips all messy backstage drama. No bloody noses, no hypodermic needles. No rehab and no withdrawal.

No paranoia either. Just life made more absurd, more vivid. Like a new pair of shades and a cartoon snap bracelet that wears a hula-hoop in place of shoes.

And you, you might as well join the party, if for no other reason than to showcase your hula-hooping skills and your Nepalese charm. Wait, that's not you, it's me. It's me with the ring in hand, waiting for people to drink the punch and for steel rods to start falling. Waiting for the rods to escape sphintoral containment so that we can get on with things. This isn't the Cold War you know, so go have some punch. The sooner you finish it, the sooner I hula-hoop.

Simple as that. And just as quick.