Haiku Party for My Favorite Megalomaniac

Steve Jobs
Originally uploaded by kafkas_undies.

A black turtleneck
is no gift for the man I
wish was my father.

A minimalist,
you will not receive a card,
an empty gesture.

Adoption papers,
not five restraining orders,
will arrive by post.

Just sign and return
and please don't call the police
like you did last time.

p.s. happy fiftieth