When Feminine Becomes Its Opposite

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Originally uploaded by kafkas_undies.

Are you a guy? Do you like collecting things but are concerned that your hankering for chochkies conflicts with your more-pungent-than-manure man scent? Well, burn those stamps and melt your spoons and prepare for the uber-masculine collecting niche: tea ware. Oh yeah. Think cast iron, glass, and ceramic. All at once, even. It practically screams babe-magnet.

And in the event friends are over and they decide to make burger wrapped bacon stuffed gorgonzola balls, beware. A teapot is not to grease what a shoe is to a foot. Dig? No one wants to have tea parties with grease.